There is something that happens to everyone that we don’t normally talk about. It is the fact of life that we all pass gas. Many don’t like to admit to it, but it happens to everyone and will always happen to everyone.
A woman went to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner hoping to make a good first impression. First impressions are very important when meeting people for the first time. Within the first few minutes of meeting someone new, they already have a full opinion about you.
Since this is the woman’s first time meeting her boyfriend’s parents she is very nervous.
They all sit at the table and begin eating a good meal, broccoli casserole.
The woman finds discomfort thanks to the butterflies in her stomach and the casserole.
The gas pains she has are almost making her eyes water.
As a last resort, she decides to alleviate her pains and Lars out a little, dainty fart.
It wasn’t a loud fart but everyone heard it. Before she got the chance to be embarrassed about it her boyfriend’s father looked underneath the table and said, “Ginger!” Ginger is their family’s dog.
“This is great!” The woman thought. A big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later she felt the same pain, and she didn’t hesitate to let one out. This time it was way louder and longer. The father thought it was Ginger again and said, “Dɑmmit, Giпger!”
The woman again smiled and thought to herself, “yes!”
She began to feel the same pain for the third time, but this time she didn’t even think about it. She just let it rip.
This fart was the loudest and longest fart of the night.
The father looked at the dog and yelled, “Dɑmmit, Giпger, get ɑwɑy from her before she sh!ts oп yoᴜ!”
This was a funny little story but one Reddit user posted about a similar experience she had when she met her boyfriend’s parents.
The woman said that she had a medical condition due to a recent procedure and was having issues with gas. The dinner did not go well and she was angry at her boyfriend for driving her home with the windows down.
“I can’t help that I have a medical condition that is causing me to pass gas. As he’s in the medical profession I thought he’d be more understanding,” she wrote.
Better out than in?
